If you are ever stuck in Dallas after being bumped and someone mentions the Ramada Inn special for stranded travelers, refer to Monty Python.
Especially if you put your jacket in your suitcase, figuring you wouldn’t need it while traveling.
And your suitcase enjoyed a trip to Charlotte, NC, while you waved goodbye inside the terminal.
The suitcase probably got a beverage of it’s choice, too.
The above advice applies even more so if it happens to be approx. 35 degrees INSIDE the waiting area for the shuttle van.
And the shuttle driver took 45 minutes to FIND the pickup spot in the airport.
And the gift shop at the hotel charged you $10 for a toothbrush, toothpaste, and deodorant.
AFTER the attendant got off her cell phone.
And the restaurant had one waiter and you in the entire place.
After you went in to the Circle Spur Saloon to FIND the waiter, and got stared down by three cowboys drinking at the bar.
And then you woke up at 2 AM hearing the sounds of SOMETHING in the hallway or next room, and couldn’t go back to sleep.
And then you got up, put on your clothes from yesterday, and went downstairs to wait for the 4:30 AM shuttle to the airport.
When do the bars open in airports?
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